Sydney's Corner

went without a hitch. She met the neighbors, smelled the flowers, pet the dogs, chased a butterfly, ate some sausage (with spicy brown mustard of course), and rode a roller coaster - twice! She did ALL this because she was dreaming it. It was a nice 67 degrees yet she was bundled up as if pulled by a pack of Alaskan Malamutes in a tobbogan through the wintry Adirondaks. MUSH you sorry excuse of parents - MUSH!

Before this great expedition though, much drama was in the household...

DON'T GO!!!!

This is the WORST day in my life! You're going out for a walk in MY stroller! You're taking THAT THAT baby, aren't you!? I can't believe you'd abandon me like this... I mean, REALLY! Don't you people have any dignity? We were here first! Scratch that - I was here first!

Your other feline is just a good for nothing party animal teenager who is obviously taking advantage of this house. HE'S the one that needs to be punished!

I mean just look at him! Again, a night of binge drinking and maybe even a dip into the nip if you know what I mean (I'm not insinuating anything but I think I saw him with the neighbor's kids exchanging something...) and then there he is in a hangover of a stooper with his belly flopping over the edge of the piano he can't even play! The disgrace!

Punish him - I'm cute and love feets - he's just using you for the belly rubs!"

So yes, we did little things but with OH so much drama!

...and so it continues - be sure to look for us on the Maury Povich Show for the next installment of Feline Neglect and You!